Root of the "London's Fiscal Cliff" problem discovered inTrafalgar Square: Too many Santas and not enough elves !!!! |
(With apologies to Dean Martin and Boris from an elf who needs his holiday)
London’s train of growth is moving too slow
And I can see the economy
burning low
The Mayor’s criticising
everything thing I do
But listen Boris,
I've got news for you
There's too many Santas and not enough Elves to work in this
old City
Boris I'm tired of this old game we play called Austerity
If you don't give
just a little bit more
We're both gonna lose
this race
'Cause there's too many
Santas and not enough Elves to work around this
place
Trouble on our happy hunting ground
'Cause you keep
stepping too far out of bounds
It's hard to run this
conurbation right
When you stay on the
bike lanes day and night!
Well there's too many Santas
and not enough Elves to work around this house
Bojo I'm tired of
this old game we play called cat and mouse
If you don't give
just a little bit more
We're both gonna lose
this race
'Cause there's too many
Santas and not enough Elves to work around this place
Look at all the things I have to do
To keep this business
running just for you
Well time's are tough
and money's hard to save
Just remember who's
the spender and who's the slave
Well there's too many Santas and not enough elves to work around
this house
Bojo I'm tired of
playing this old game called cat and mouse
If you don't give
just a little bit more
We're both gonna lose
this race
'Cause there's too many
Santas and not elves for work around this place
Have a great holiday one and all
During the holiday period deputy editor Alexandr Orlov will be in charge of the Blog - Simples
Have a great holiday one and all
During the holiday period deputy editor Alexandr Orlov will be in charge of the Blog - Simples
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