The idiom, comparing apples and oranges, refers to the apparent differences between items which are popularly thought to be incomparable, such as apples and oranges.
The phrase may also be used to indicate that a false analogy has been made between two items, such as where an apple is faulted for not being a good orange !
Salespeople often use such comparisons to justify a marginal
higher price differential on the lines of
“The extra cost is as little as a daily newspaper”
“The cost of a sandwich” etc
Of course care should be taken what you compare with what
and how it is compared
For example, it is all too easy to be seduced by cheap
printers for your pc with lots of extra but you should not purchase a machine
without first considering the cost of the ink cartridges
Toby Walne's Article in Mail on Sunday |
The newspapers often have a story of comparisons usually how
the consumer is hard done by
The Mail-on-Sunday this Sunday posed the question
Which is cheaper – the most
exclusive champagne in the world... or ordinary printer ink?
Well you can guess just how this story was going to pan out .
Whilst drinking
printer ink is not advisable nor refilling your printer cartridges with malt
whisky, perfume or champagne is not recommended, it was quite a quite a graphic
way to show how pricey printer ink cartridges are.
Apparently if you filled a Krug Clos de Mesnil bottle with
printer ink it would cost a staggering £1,725 !
This article pointed out how long suffering parents whose
school children’s homework projects seems to use up cartridges as a phenomenal rate.
The article also went on to describe how cartridge replacement
warnings come on well before the ink has
actually run out. Also some of those
automatic self cleaning regimes according to experts are unnecessary. The
article finished with the arguments of refilling the cartridges as being more
economical.
Price per millilitre
1926 Macallan single malt whisky £48.90
Canon CL541 Colour
Ink Cartridge £2.30
Hewlett-Packard 300
Tri-colour cartridge £2.30
Brother LC-123 Colour ink cartridge £1.60
Chanel No 5 perfume £1.20
Krug Clos du mesnil 2000 Champagne £0.90
Moet and Chandon Imperial Champagne £0.05
Of course some just
don’t want accept the analogy of apples and oranges in any case
A fun quote to finish with:
Chuck Klosterman,
"Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto"
“Why
do you keep saying that " he asked in response "Apples and oranges
aren't that different really. I mean they're both fruit. Their weight is
extremely similar. They both contain acidic elements. They're both roughly
spherical. They serve the same social purpose. With the possible exception of a
tangerine I can't think of anything more similar to an orange than an apple. If
I was having lunch with a man who was eating an apple and-while I was looking
away-he replaced that apple with an orange I doubt I'd even notice. So how is
this a metaphor for difference I could understand if you said 'That's like
comparing apples and uranium ' or 'That's like comparing apples with baby
wolverines ' or 'That's like comparing apples with the early work of Raymond
Carver ' or 'That's like comparing apples with hermaphroditic ground sloths.'
Those would all be valid examples of profound disparity.”
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