Greetings peoples of the world. Yes I am standings here outside the famous Abbey of Westminster where Prince William and his fiance Catherine are to be married.
Joys of joys I have been invited to weddings by no less than Russian sounding Boris Mayor of London - see exclusive printed invitation below.
It stands proud on my mantlepiece at Orlov mansion
I have been practicing wearing crown. It is heavy and gives me mighty headache but that is what i have to bear like all other crowned heads of world.
Here is my modern looking invitation card from mayor Boris
British Bone china industry ( made in China) doing fantastic business)
Cutey teddy bears aboundings
There is buntings and BUNTINGs
Street of Regent look wonderful!