So here are some collected sales related limericks to enjoy .
Please add your favourite sales limericks in the comments - 'runcible spoons' at the ready:!
Looked upon as a road warrior dude
Then along came the mobile
Now he works from his home, while
Selling to those who he has wooed
He forgot how to close
Though t 'was under his nose
lots of friends, but sadly no money!
Neither could finish an assignment.
When they shared the same treasure
with leads they could measure
Income broke through this confinement
That Managers think is so cool
Listing deals and accounts
It helps pipeline amounts
and it makes the competitors drool
Take notice of this great suggestion
Your goal is to close
Whilst absorbing the “no’s”
It’s not just to make conversation.
For my friends at TACK International
Who disliked his long sales cycle
Post his TACK "PRO-PAYBACK Selling"
His bosses were yelling
We wish we had more folks like Michael